I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
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There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
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If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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