the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
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So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
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then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I'm too high and old for this...
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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