I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
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