So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
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Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
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You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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