I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
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She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
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I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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