nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Randomize
