ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
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Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
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Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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