as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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