PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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