"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
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U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
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How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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