Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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