Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
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they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
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I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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