operation have a gay friend backfired
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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