Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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