Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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