I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
