Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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