I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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