ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
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His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
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All is fair in love and war and toga parties
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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