i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
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they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
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As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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