how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
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just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
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We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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