When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
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Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
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I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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