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say what?
wanna hang out?
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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