we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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