Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
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Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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