So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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