white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
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People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
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I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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