You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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