i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
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Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
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True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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