a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
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