I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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