I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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