Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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