wake up i wanna do it froggy style
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
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dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
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You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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