I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
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I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
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I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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