Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
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