Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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