I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
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hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
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So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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