so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
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It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
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So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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