there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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