scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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