We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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