How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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