The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
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When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
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That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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