I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
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WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
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I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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