Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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