I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
You don't make any sense
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