I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
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you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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