just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
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It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
When did angry sex become our thing?
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Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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