I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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