Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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