mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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