But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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