Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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