Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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