I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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