I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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