At least make sure they are 18
Why
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
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He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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